1. bear-onica:


    One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

    the rock is a gift

    (Source: best-of-imgur, via beyondhighh)

  2. malgasm:

    "i don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

    This makes me so sad

    (Source: triple-six-kicks, via kevinonotherplanets)


  4. flowerfrick:

    last night my boyfriend was very upset and tired and when i asked him what is wrong all he told me was “i just want joe biden to think i have potential” and kept crying

    (via thestumpgrinder)


  5. wookiej:

    Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

    Me: Estoy bitchin’

    (Source: exploudinme, via thestumpgrinder)

  6. (Source: hotwinger, via undercoverhomo)


  7. fakedick:

    Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

    Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

    (via undercoverhomo)


  9. Do it.


    I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

    Dear person I hate,

    Dear person I like,

    Dear ex boyfriend,

    Dear ex girlfriend,

    Dear ex bestfriend,

    Dear bestfriend,

    Dear *anyone*,

    Dear Santa,

    Dear mom,

    Dear dad,

    Dear future me,

    Dear past me,

    Dear person I’m jealous of,

    Dear person I had a crush on,

    Dear girlfriend,

    Dear boyfriend,

    (via gr8ve)


  10. yoladni:

    did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

    (Source: benadryls, via thestumpgrinder)